- me: *buys something online*
- me:
- me: where is it
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LMAOOO HAHAHA
this was the greatest joke I have ever heard
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another weird thing about beer is that it has weird masculinity connections to it. “ya i’ll get a beer, i don’t want none of them girly drinks” Jimothy, you’re drinking wheat juice with a 5% alcohol content and my mixed, fruity, “girly” drink is 40% alcohol and tastes great
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someone: *raises their voice*
me: death is so close i can practically taste it
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